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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
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b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
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Eddie B 11:34 Fri Dec 14
Andy Carroll "fed up with crock jokes"
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6493403/Everywhere-b-Andy-Carrolls-fed-crock-jokes.html

Andy Carroll has heard all the jokes and jibes before. The 'comedians' out there say he is so injury prone he could probably sideline himself slurping soup. Others have told West Ham's fit-again forward — to his face — to be careful tackling staircases.

So it is understandable he has something to get off his chest after being targeted and ridiculed for reasons that, really, are no fault of his.

'I honestly don't know what I've done in my life to get the s*** I get,' says Carroll, shaking his head. 'It's unbelievable. I get some stick for everything I do. It's annoying.

It's stupid things, like I went to Lapland UK. I'm standing there with the kids. Someone skates over, 'Lovely to meet you... don't be getting on the ice, I don't want you falling over and getting injured'. Everywhere I go it's the same b*******.'

Carroll's latest lay-off lasted four months. He returned for pre-season in July but a scan revealed that the screws in his ankle were loose. Surgery was required, again.

'A lot of people just think, "Oh, Andy's injured again? He's all right, he's on holiday," or whatever,' said Carroll, who made his first appearance of the season against Cardiff 10 days ago.

'But it's hard. It's hard graft. You're going home angry, upset, having a go at the missus for nothing, having a go at everyone. You're just upset. It's hard to be by yourself.

'It was very tough. You can see the lads playing outside. You're in the gym and all you want to do is get outside. I'm down. Down in the dumps I'm not out there.'

After the exits of Slaven Bilic and David Moyes, the Manuel Pellegrini era is beginning to take shape. West Ham have secured three successive Premier League wins and can make it four on Saturday against Fulham.

When the subject of his contract comes up, Carroll lets out a wry smile. He knew it was coming.

'I'd like to stay,' says Carroll, whose current £90,000-a-week deal expires at the end of this season. 'I've got a two-year option, it's the club's option. I've been injured, so it's not one of those where I can just pick up the phone and say, 'Give me a two-year deal'. I've got to prove it. That's what I need to do.

'Last season was up and down. We had Stuart Pearce doing sessions, then David Moyes was doing sessions. It didn't really feel right, it didn't work. The lads weren't happy.'

At home, Carroll doesn't watch football. Match of the Day is never on the box, but he hopes to be back on it soon.

How much he features is both down to him and his new manager, who he is still getting to know. 'He (Pellegrini) is a nice fella, a gentleman,' he says. 'He conducts himself well. He's ruthless. Bang, you've done well, but then he won't play you the next game. You've got to respect him. He'll tell us how it is, and that's it. His door is always open.'

The England international is not yet fit enough to start under Pellegrini so may need to make do with a role as a substitute for the time being.

'For now,' he interrupts when that idea is put to him. 'It's all about working hard and showing the gaffer I can play. I've been out a long time. The gaffer knows I'm not fully fit, I know I'm not fully fit. I'd say I'm about 75 per cent"

Replies - In Chronological Order (Show Newest Messages First)

Sven Roeder 11:38 Fri Dec 14
Re: Andy Carroll "fed up with crock jokes"
I’m fed up with us giving him £90k a week and seeing him for about 15 games a season.
Every season

Shut up and get fit and play
You Northern numpty

Vexed 11:38 Fri Dec 14
Re: Andy Carroll "fed up with crock jokes"
He's an idiot isn't he?

Italian hammer 11:39 Fri Dec 14
Re: Andy Carroll "fed up with crock jokes"
Poor lad.
What a nightmare, some people taking the piss out of your injuries when your bank account is still getting filled with pounds from a contract that is still running.

Side of Ham 11:43 Fri Dec 14
Re: Andy Carroll "fed up with crock jokes"
Poor, poor Andy..........

Westham67 11:43 Fri Dec 14
Re: Andy Carroll "fed up with crock jokes"
"It's stupid things, like I went to Lapland UK. I'm standing there with the kids. Someone skates over, 'Lovely to meet you... don't be getting on the ice, I don't want you falling over and getting injured'. Everywhere I go it's the same b*******.'"

Someone from WHO for sure

Northern Sold 11:44 Fri Dec 14
Re: Andy Carroll "fed up with crock jokes"
Durham..................... Bumper.........................

Hammer I am 11:44 Fri Dec 14
Re: Andy Carroll "fed up with crock jokes"
If he was ice skating it must have been about 4 years ago. Don't know how he ever got over such abuse.

boltkunt 11:44 Fri Dec 14
Re: Andy Carroll "fed up with crock jokes"
Sven, you're not giving him 90k a week. Stop reading the sun FFS.

I feel for him, you can tell he's a genuine bloke and having met him many times I know how much it pains him not being able to play.

When fully fit, he's an excellent striker.

Footballers often get stereotyped for just taking the money regardless of whether they're injured or not and happy with this, he isn't and it genuinely gets him down not being able to contribute.

I really hope he gets fit, however I don't think it'll happen unfortunately for him.

Northern Sold 11:45 Fri Dec 14
Re: Andy Carroll "fed up with crock jokes"
Bolty.... he's fucked you up the arse hasn't he??

boltkunt 11:46 Fri Dec 14
Re: Andy Carroll "fed up with crock jokes"
those just saying poor andy when he's got X amount of money in his account are ignorant cunts.

Money doesn't make you happy.

Pricks.

boltkunt 11:47 Fri Dec 14
Re: Andy Carroll "fed up with crock jokes"
Sold, at least he's human.

You're busy whacking off a black lab you piss stained old dosser.

Northern Sold 11:48 Fri Dec 14
Re: Andy Carroll "fed up with crock jokes"
I can't... he's got no balls :-(

Far Cough 11:49 Fri Dec 14
Re: Andy Carroll "fed up with crock jokes"
ag ag ag

Northern Sold 11:49 Fri Dec 14
Re: Andy Carroll "fed up with crock jokes"
`Money doesn't make you happy`.



No but it sure does help....

boltkunt 11:49 Fri Dec 14
Re: Andy Carroll "fed up with crock jokes"
Doggy Strapons.

Sven Roeder 11:50 Fri Dec 14
Re: Andy Carroll "fed up with crock jokes"
He probably spends my season ticket money on getting his pony tail done at Pierre of Mayfair so I AM paying him

I’m more pissed off we couldn’t have spent that money on a footballer that plays so he has stopped us having a proper squad.
Him , Wilshere & Reid need to be shifted
Probably talking £200k a week plus there that could be used on FOOTBALLERS

Northern Sold 11:50 Fri Dec 14
Re: Andy Carroll "fed up with crock jokes"
Bolty and Andy...
Sitting in a tree....
K...I...S..S...I..N..G...

The Kronic 11:51 Fri Dec 14
Re: Andy Carroll "fed up with crock jokes"
It helps pay for the bar tab too, the piss taking, self pitying cunt.

boltkunt 11:51 Fri Dec 14
Re: Andy Carroll "fed up with crock jokes"
Sven, you are so ignorant it's embarrassing.

You just assume all footballers are happy to be injured. Yes some are but clearly Andy isn't one of those people and having met him I can tell you he isn't.

Sven Roeder 11:52 Fri Dec 14
Re: Andy Carroll "fed up with crock jokes"
Carroll up a tree?
RISKY

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